Colorado Cowboys, 1999
Everyday, every other weekend and every special occasion!
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with periods are fucking badass.
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT
This is the first time I’ve ever seen Pop Tarts referred to as “candy”.
Bitch, that’s breakfast.
I have the most beautiful mare in the entire world.